Archive for the ‘drink’ Category
cat_stache for winter
November 21, 2011
weekends
April 16, 2011
Pump It
March 8, 2011
My Date Stood Me Up So I Had Drinks With A Dog
October 28, 2010
1.75 ℓ of Whiskey + Asian=Brainy
October 18, 2010
Herllo. Charlie Tu Eats is here to bring you our opinions on food and laughy things and sometimes science. Today is a science day! We have some liberal facts that we want to use to explain Charlie’s heavy drinking. It’s sad. But let’s not argue with science (she’s an angry drunk, too, and will hit us.)
Satoshi Kanazawa (psst Asian!) reports on the link between smart children, and the larger amounts of alcohol they consume as adults. The study concluded:
“Very bright” British children grow up to consume nearly eight-tenths of a standard deviation more alcohol than their “very dull” classmates.
Essentially when you are a smart-ass like Charlie and use your brain too often you need to shut it off sometimes in order to breathe and to live and to cry and to hold yourself when you peed your pants.
Refill Required
October 8, 2009If Charlie Tu had to raise any terror alert it would be for an empty coffee cup. Never forget! Thankfully some savvy t-shirt designer has come up with something to help.
Charlie Tu As A Mad “Man”
September 24, 2009Between Eat and Poop, Charlie Tu was bored so he made a Mad Man of himself based on the teevee series on AMC. He adores the show. Charlie envies a job which requires only heavy drinking, attractive clothing, and loose morals. The office manager at the Ad agency Sterling Cooper is his role model. Her name is Joan. Joan Holloway. And she draws power and influence from the vunerable men around her and still looks good in a dress. Does Charlie?
Decaf Is A Waste Of Flavor Time
August 27, 2009Charlie Tu lives for coffee. Drinking a cup is a daily ritual to jump start his day. But this morning afternoon he discovered that what he thought was a fresh cup of Joe was actually a decaf coffee, which is simply dirty water and useless. FUCK! He needs his caffeine and now he’s pissed. How can he navigate the social landscape of the city without it? How can he update his status and tweet with gusto? How can he go to gym!!? Someone will pay and it ain’t Charlie. (Lend him 2 bucks.)
These bitches are no fun without caffeine. STOP LAUGHING!
Charlie Likes His President Like He Likes
June 17, 2009
Hipsters Resurrect 9,000-year-old Chinese Beer
June 12, 2009THAT sounds much like Charlie Tu – Chateau Jiahu!! OMG! Too bad Charlie only drinks rosé in the summer and doesn’t recognize any products from ‘the Red country that shall not be named.’ –cept maybe at 3AM when he’s “happy,” then its cuisine is fine.
Which Wine Why?
April 2, 2009Charlie invited some blog friends into his head-party to decide which wine to drink. Splishy-Splashy we making a wine bathy.
CLick to ENLARGE
Charlie Tu Empfiehlt Sich
March 27, 2009Charlie’s favorite bio-wine Grüner Veltliner 2004 is back in stock in NYC–it’s been out since Hillary won the New Hampshire primary, make sure to pick it up before it goes off the shelves uber fast at Chelsea Market. MAJOR.
